T-Rex: The first law of thermodynamics:
T-Rex: Important!
T-Rex: The second law of thermodynamics: somewhat less important.
T-Rex: If the laws were personified, I’d feel sorry for the second law! He’d be the affable loser, dressed in his brother’s second-hand patchy tweed. Aww!
T-Rex: Well, I’D invite him over for dinner! We’d have chops!
Utahraptor: Hey, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Oh hey! I’m glad you came by: I was just imagining how nice I’d be to the somewhat-less-important second law of thermodynamics if it were personified. I’d have sympathy dinners!
Utahraptor: Wow, that’s crazy! I’ll come back when you’re less INSANE, because the second law is still really important!
Narrator: LATER:
God: HEY I CAN PERSONIFY THEM FOR REAL IF YOU WANT
T-Rex: No worries!
