God: T-REX WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FLAVOUR OF ICE CREAM T-Rex: What?!
T-Rex: Aren't you GOD? T-Rex: Don't YOU know?!
God: LOOK YOU CAN'T RESPOND WITH "AREN'T YOU GOD DON'T YOU KNOW" TO EVERY QUESTION I ASK God: IT'S CALLED "HAVING A CONVERSATION" LOOK IT UP God: THERE'S A GIVE AND TAKE
T-Rex: How can you have a conversation with someone omniscient?! They'd know everything I'm gonna say! Utahraptor: Sure!
Utahraptor: And if free will is a thing, it's even worse because then they'd know not just WHAT you say, but also everything else you COULD'VE said and the maddeningly similar alternate universes that creates. Seems to me like it'd be a huge pain to keep track of!!
God: SEE HE GETS IT T-Rex: God, have you ever - God: LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE God: YES
What are the haps my friends
what could possibly go wrong
April 23rd, 2021:My favourite flavour of ice cream is the same as T-Rex's (a secret, unless you try to email me!!)
