T-Rex: The golden rule is to do unto others as you would have them do unto you!
T-Rex: Pretty good, pretty good...

T-Rex: ...but can we do EVEN BETTER?

T-Rex: We can, thanks to my new rule: T-REX'S PLATINUM RULE. You do unto others as THEY would have you do unto THEM! BAM. It's great because now not ONLY are you no longer the center of the moral universe, but you're treating people as THEY want to be treated, not just how YOU'D prefer in their situation!

Utahraptor: Impressive how you named a rule about not putting yourself at the center after yourself!
T-Rex: Thank you!!

Utahraptor: But can it compete with Utahraptor's DOUBLE-PLATINUM Rule, which is do unto others as an OMNISCIENT BEING who only makes IDEAL DECISIONS would do to ensure the greatest good??
T-Rex: I believe it can... with T-Rex's TRIPLE-PLATINUM Rule!
Utahraptor: WHAT?!

T-Rex: That's what you just said, but now with "across all possible timelines" added at the end!
Off panel: Dang it!!
Off panel: Bested again