God: T-REX YOU'VE WRITTEN A BUNCH OF FAN FICTION ABOUT SHERLOCK HOLMES
T-Rex: He's Batman without the bats!

God: AND ALSO OF BATMAN
T-Rex: He's Sherlock with significantly more bats!!

God: BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU'VE NEVER WRITTEN FAN FICTION ABOUT THE WEALTH OF OTHER LITERARY CHARACTERS I'VE GIVEN YOU
T-Rex: I mean - YOU didn't give them to me, the writers did.
God: YEAH BUT I MADE THE WRITERS
God: SOOO
God: YOU'RE WELCOME

T-Rex: What?! That's ENTIRELY unfair!!
Utahraptor: What is?

T-Rex: God claiming that since he made US, anything WE make is credited to him.
Utahraptor: That means he's ALSO claiming authorship for THE most embarrassing, unfocused, cringy, accidentally hilarious piece of prose that has EVER been written.
T-Rex: Hah! YES!!

God: HEY MAN I DON'T MIND TAKING THE CREDIT FOR YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY
T-Rex: Oh damn! I just got burned by GOD!!
T-Rex: Welp.
T-Rex: THIS is going to be a sad chapter in that upcoming book we're all discussing