T-Rex: When people say "WTF" sometimes they add in "actual" as an intensifier: what the ACTUAL frig!
Off panel: Only they're not saying "frig"!!
T-Rex: I KNOW!!
T-Rex: And this, I believe, suggests a productive class as expressions: the Internet Acronym Actual Intensifiers. For example, instead of "GTFO", you might say "get the actual frig out", or perhaps even "actually, get the frig out." I know if someone said that to me I'd say "holy smokes, that's an intenser version of what I was expecting, well bye!!"
Utahraptor: "Oh my actual god"?
T-Rex: "Actually just kidding"!
T-Rex: REST IN ACTUAL PEACE.
Utahraptor: FOR THE ACTUAL WIN.
T-Rex: SHAKING MY ACTUAL HEAD.
Utahraptor: BE ACTUALLY RIGHT BACK.
T-Rex: IN CASE YOU ACTUALLY MISSED IT!!
T-Rex: As you can see there are no flaws with these scheme, so I must insist everyone adopt it immediately. Hit me actually up with these new intense acronyms.
Off panel: This sounds NSFAW.
T-Rex: Well. TIAL.
