T-Rex: Is a hot dog a sandwich? It's filling surrounded by bread on two or more sides when oriented correctly!

T-Rex: Is a burrito a sandwich? It's filling surrounded by bread too!!

T-Rex: But I come to you today with a bold new proposal: a lemon meringue pie is just an open-faced lemon pudding sandwich.
Dromiceiomimus: By that reasoning, lasagna is just a multilayer club sandwich with a different, but still grain-based, flatbread.
T-Rex: And a glass of water is just a water sandwich with hard, non-porous, nonreactive inedible bread!!

Utahraptor: I feel like "sandwich" is being stretched beyond its meaning here.
T-Rex: And I (clearly) don't!

T-Rex: In any and all cases, it's being used to refer to one thing that's being surrounded on one to all sides by another thing. Bodies are just gutskin sandwiches. Yummers!
Utahraptor: As a carnivorous dinosaur, OBVIOUSLY I agree about the yumminess of guts wrapped in skin!!

Off panel: So I guess since youth and old age can be spent in kid and adult diapers respectively, life is just an event filled diaper sandwich?
T-Rex: Yes! YES. LIFE TRULY IS AN EVENT-FILLED DIAPER SANDWICH, and I for one friggin' LOVE events after, as well as before, diapers