Narrator: PICKUP LINES FOR 2020 T-Rex: Girl is your body the news? Because it is unbelievable!
T-Rex: And such that if I described it to someone a decade ago they would not believe me!!
T-Rex: Girl are you democracies around the world, because when I look at you I can feel my foundations crumbling?? Dromiceiomimus: Girl are you the gig economy, because I feel like you'd start out all fun and flirty before making my life and the lives of my friends measurably worse??
Utahraptor: These aren't very good pickup lines. T-Rex: I know, I know, I'm working on it!
T-Rex: Girl are you YouTube, because - Utahraptor: - because I'll like AND subscribe! DONE. T-Rex: - because you'll be fun until you start queuing up alt-right conspiracy videos after everything I watch.
Narrator: LATER: T-Rex: Girl are you Facebook, because you keep getting caught going through my phone without permission to find out who I've been talking to?? Off panel: No, I'm not Facebook, T-Rex. Off panel: Though I *am* doing that thing you said; no regrets
What are the haps my friends
probably the perfect gift for anyone, PROBABLY
April 19th, 2019:Girl are you a cartoonist because you're great and have no flaws and that's all I have to say. I have no further comment on you or your appearance.
