T-Rex: Food has trends like anything else! In the 70s people were all "ooh, let's put assorted weird meats in Jello!" But now people are like, "ooh, let's NOT put any assorted weird meats in Jello!"

T-Rex: Circle of life, my friends!

T-Rex: And I feel one such food trend is due for a comeback: THE SANDWICH LOAF.
Dromiceiomimus: What's that?
T-Rex: Basically you: take a whole loaf of bread, cut it horizontally several times, and make it into a giant loaf-of-bread shaped sandwich! Then you just cut a vertical slice off whenever you've got a hankerin' for some bulk sando!!

Utahraptor: This sounds amazing.
T-Rex: RIGHT??

T-Rex: You could have a sandwich in your fridge, READY TO GO, whenever you want it. Heck, we could use ground beef to form a CHEESEBURGER LOAF!!
Utahraptor: Well what are we waiting for? Let's go make that RIGHT NOW!
T-Rex: YOU'RE ON!!

Narrator: AND SO:
Off panel: I'm worried we've eaten too much meat, bread, and cheese in one sitting.
T-Rex: Huh! Weird.
T-Rex: ...I'M worried that we've ascended to such a high plane of existence that there is no-one left who can judge us??