T-Rex: Before computers could run more than one program at the same time, games used to have what was called a "boss key"! This key would pause the game and fill the screen with a spreadsheet instead.
T-Rex: That way, if your boss came by, it would look like you were working!
T-Rex: Of course, bosses had a "middle management" key for their bosses, which would pause the game and fill the screen with third quarter productivity reports of all the employees under them.
T-Rex: And middle management had a "CEO key" that'd pause the game and fill the screen with both a summary and a regression analysis of all the third quarter productivity reports!
T-Rex: And the CEOs? Why, they had an "unscheduled nosy investor meeting" key, of course!
Utahraptor: T-Rex!
Utahraptor: You've taken something that was real (boss keys) and obscured this TRUE INTERESTING FACT with a load of fake facts, thereby muddying the waters for anyone with a legit interest in boss keys, or the early era of goofing off at work and almost getting caught!
T-Rex: NO REGRETS! LET CHAOS REIGN!!
Narrator: BUT THEN:
T-Rex: CHAOS HAS REIGNED TOO MUCH, LET SENSIBLE PEOPLE WITH GOOD IDEAS REIGN FOR A WHILE INSTEAD
