God: T-REX
T-Rex: Let me guess: you want to give me the ability to fire lightning out of my eyes. Well do it, man! Nothing's holding you back! GO NUTS!

God: OKAY
God: DONE
T-Rex: Wait - really?

God: IT TURNS OUT YOU HAD THE POWER WITHIN YOU ALL ALONG
T-Rex: Huh?
God: YEAH UH UPON INSPECTION JUST ABOUT EVERY LIVING THING WITH EYES HAS THE ABILITY TO FIRE ELECTRICITY OUT OF THEM THEY JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT THE CONTROLS
God: ANYWAY
God: PEACE

T-Rex: RRRRRgggghhhhHHHH
Utahraptor: What's with the weird noises?

T-Rex: Oh, hey Utahraptor. I'm operating under the assumption that I can fire lightning out of my eyes if I try hard enough. GOD HIMSELF told me words to that effect!
Utahraptor: Yep! That's for sure a super sane sentence that a super sane person would say!

God: HOLD ON I MADE A MISTAKE WHEN I SAID "LIGHTNING" I SHOULD'VE BEEN SAYING "TEARS" YOU CAN FIRE TEARS OUT OF YOUR EYES
T-Rex: Come on, man! I thought you were infallible!
God: LISTEN T-REX
God: THIS DAY HAS BEEN HARD ENOUGH
God: THANKS