God: T-REX PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN ONE AND TEN
T-Rex: Seven!

God: OKAY
T-Rex: So did I guess correctly?

God: I MEAN
God: NO
God: THERE WERE INFINITELY MANY NUMBERS YOU COULD'VE GUESSED BETWEEN ONE AND TEN BUT YOU GUESSED A WHOLE NUMBER WHICH ARE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW HANGING FRUIT
God: I DON'T WANT TO SAY I'M DISAPPOINTED SO UH
God: I WON'T

T-Rex: What do you do when you've disappointed GOD HIMSELF, Utahraptor?
Utahraptor: Dunno! Never done it!

Utahraptor: I prefer to underpromise and overdeliver, really. Kinda my whole deal.
T-Rex: Sounds nice.
Utahraptor: Oh, it is!

God: IF YOU GUESSED RIGHT I WAS GONNA SHARE ONE OF MY SUPERPOWERS WITH YOU LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING OUT OF MY EYES
T-Rex: Aw, man!
God: YEAH IT'S GREAT WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING CONDUCTIVE FAR AWAY THAT YOU'D LIKE TO ELECTRIFY
God: BASICALLY DESIGNED FOR IT REALLY