T-Rex: Are you interested in competing - AND WINNING - in the races of Mario's Kart? Good news, hotshot, because I've got some
Narrator: PRIMO MARIO KART TIPS
T-Rex: TIP ONE: always select the best kart. You may wish to select an inferior kart; this is an error.
Dromiceiomimus: TIP TWO: race as quickly as possible around the track! Racers who go slowly are unlikely to win.
T-Rex: TIP THREE: avoid obstacles! Some obstacles can't be avoided, but others can, so try to avoid those ones.
Utahraptor: I've followed all these tips!
T-Rex: Yes? And??
Utahraptor: And I've realized that there's an inherent element of complexity leading to non-determinism in most games, otherwise the favourite would win every time. Therefore I have given up on valuing myself via performance in Mario Kart, and will instead value myself by my INTRINSIC traits and features!
T-Rex: Man, that is EXACTLY what someone who can't win at Mario Kart would say.
Devil: RIGHT
