T-Rex: People always go on about how the great Renaissance artists were such deep thinkers...
T-Rex: ...but like, 100% of their paintings have weiners in 'em!
Narrator: A SHORT ONE-PANEL PLAY IN WHICH DROMICEIOMIMUS PLAYS MICHELANGELO AND T-REX PLAYS POPE ALEXANDER VI:
Dromiceiomimus: I'm gonna sculpt David because I love religion!
T-Rex: Cool!
Dromiceiomimus: He's gonna be 5m tall!
T-Rex: Nice!
Dromiceiomimus: And his dick's out, obvs!!
T-Rex: OBVS
Narrator: fin
Utahraptor: Maybe drawin' dicks was a sign you were educated, like glasses and a British accent are now!
T-Rex: Of COURSE!
T-Rex: It DOES explain why Sistine Chapel Adam's got his peen "accidentally" resting on his upper thigh... but then why is GOD dressed, even if it is just in a gossamer robe?
Utahraptor: Huh. It IS weird they'd draw any weiner but that one.
God: THE FIFTEENTH COMMANDMENT SPECIFICALLY STATES NO DRAWING MY WEINER
T-Rex: Commandments stop at 10, dude!
God: WHAT
God: OH NO
God: DON'T TELL ME YOU DROPPED THAT ONE BUT KEPT THE ONE ABOUT NOT COVETING STRANGE DONKEYS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU
