Narrator: DIFFERENT REPRODUCTIVE STRATEGIES, FROM WORST TO BEST
T-Rex: 8) grow the baby inside you and then get it out once it's a full sized baby! You know...

T-Rex: ...SOMEHOW??

T-Rex: 7) program a machine intelligence that calls you "the creator", i.e., a metaphorical birth/reproduction
Dromiceiomimus: 6) split into two identical clones of yourself, a technology that even AMOEBA have mastered, yet which still stymies even our maddest scientists, and which, I must say, is NOT helping them calm down
T-Rex: 5) pull off a limb and allow it to regrow a complete new you, starfish style

Utahraptor: 4) be a flower, hang out with friendly bees, cover them in gametes
T-Rex: God, IF ONLY

Utahraptor: 3) be permanently pregnant except on the day you give birth, carry your babies in a belly pouch, but also have the ability to freeze the development of your baby at your merest whim: KANGAROO STYLE
T-Rex: 2) lay a few reasonably sized eggs at a convenient time and location: DINOSAUR STYLE

T-Rex: 1) exogenesis: BLOW UP THE PLANET, send life into space carried on the debris, maybe it'll land somewhere cool eventually.
Off panel: I was gonna be mad at our way coming in second, but #1 IS the greatest.
T-Rex: Right?! UTAHRAPTOR: WE MUST DESTROY THE EARTH.
T-Rex: FOR SEX REASONS