Narrator: IT'S TIME...
T-Rex: For a party? For everyone to get a free jet? For everyone to get a free jet that has giant boxing glove on the front to punch other jets, AND ALSO flamethrowers too?

Narrator: ...FOR FASCINATING FACTS ABOUT KALE
T-Rex: Aw, dang it!!

T-Rex: FINE. Kale is probably a weird cabbage or whatever that used to be eaten in the Middle Ages until we all got wise and realized other vegetables taste better. Kale is a great source of "Vitamin K", a vitamin I just made up which if you don't eat enough causes blood to uncontrollably spurt out of your body. Try eating kale raw, or as part of a boring salad.

Utahraptor: What's the nutritional content of kale, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Dunno! GOOD, probably??

Utahraptor: T-Rex what if I told you... EVERYTHING you just said was TRUE?? Plus, Vitamin K IS a real vitamin, and it helps blood congeal, which stops it from spurting out of your body!!
T-Rex: Oh boy! Turns out I'm a savant, but only about kale!!

T-Rex: I'M BEING SARCASTIC; I'M SO DISAPPOINTED TO DISCOVER "KALE FACTS" IS MY ONE HIDDEN TALENT
T-Rex: KALE IS A RICH SOURCE OF MANGANESE AND FOLATE
T-Rex: DAMN IT