Narrator: T-REX THE TATTOO FIXER TODAY'S TATTOO TO FIX: EX'S FACE
T-Rex: Hello! All that follows operates under the assumption I'M not the ex.
T-Rex: Ahem.

T-Rex: The ex's face is a CLASSIC regrettable tattoo!

T-Rex: It's a bad idea at the best of times, but it's ESPECIALLY bad if you got it only AFTER you broke up. Come on, pal. Pull up your socks.
Dromiceiomimus: But can this tattoo be fixed?
T-Rex: Yep! In a banner above it write "JUST BECAUSE I GOT MY EX'S FACE TATTOOED ON ME", and then beneath, in a second banner, put "DOESN'T MEAN *ALL* MY DECISIONS ARE BAD".

Utahraptor: Surely there are some other options!
T-Rex: And how!!

T-Rex: Tattoo shades over the eyes and write "I THINK SHADES ARE COOL", tattoo a Santa beard and hat on top and write "C.R.E.A.M.: CHRISTMAS RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME", tattoo a Geordi visor on top and write "OFF-MODEL GEORDI... ON-MODEL FUN!!".
Utahraptor: These are great and I have no further questions!

Narrator: SPECIAL ADVICE IF IT'S T-REX WHO IS THE EX AND IT'S HIS FACE YOU HAVE TATTOOED ON YOU:
T-Rex: Kathleen, I will always treasure our time together and I think of you fondly.
Narrator: AWWWWWWW