T-Rex: Trying to start a business? Have you considered taking an existing business and adding a little phrase like, oh I don't know...

T-Rex: ..."FOR DOGS"??

T-Rex: Hotel... FOR DOGS! Pool and spa... FOR DOGS! I would patronize either of these fine establishments with my dog, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
T-Rex: Chefs for dogs! Haircuts for dogs! Getting your nails did for dogs! THEY ALL WORK.

Utahraptor: Forensic accounting for dogs doesn't seem to have much demand, T-Rex.
T-Rex: Okay, but -

Utahraptor: Neither does air tunnel simulation for dogs, environmental artist for dogs, or middleware programmer for dogs. I think it's time we ALL admit that dogs have a narrow set of interests limited to food, sleep, having fun, and THAT'S ABOUT IT, and that this idea is bad AND WE SHOULD ALL FORGET IT RIGHT AWAY.

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Hey, remember that bad idea I had?
Off panel: Nope!
T-Rex: ON THE ADVICE OF MY BEST FRIEND WHO I APPRECIATE GIVING ME SOME REAL TALK: ME NEITHER