T-Rex: Going to a New Year's Eve party tonight? Here are some interesting things to talk about, so you will appear to be a fascinating and clever conversationalist!
God: UH NYE WAS LAST NIGHT DUDE
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...I see.
T-Rex: *ahem* Did you go to a New Year's Eve party last night? Here are some interesting things you COULD'VE talked about, and which WOULD'VE made you appear to be a fascinating and clever conversationalist!
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex... did you forget New Year's Eve?
T-Rex: I, uh -
T-Rex: 〚small〛 imayhaveforgottenabout newyearseveyes
Utahraptor: How did you FORGET it?!
T-Rex: I went to sleep early and turned off my phone! It was actually super easy!!
Utahraptor: So you didn't do a midnight smooch.
T-Rex: Nope.
Utahraptor: You didn't count down the year with friends and feel a little sad even though you're not supposed to.
T-Rex: Nope.
Utahraptor: You just lay in bed, unconscious and alone.
T-Rex: Yep.
Narrator: THAT NIGHT, T-REX'S FRIENDS CELEBRATE THE NEW YEAR AGAIN WITH HIM EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT ON THE RIGHT DAY:
T-Rex: Hah hah!! This is because dates are arbitrary and friendship can be whatever we want it to be!
Narrator: THE END
