T-Rex: Concluding Myth Week, we have the story of Pan, Midas's Friend Who Wasn't The Best At Music! You might remember him as "Flute Guy"? Anyway, this is his very last story. This the story of the DEATH of a GOD. This is...
Narrator: THE DEATH OF PAN.
T-Rex: One day, Pan died. Later on, this dude Thamus drove around in a boat telling everyone about it.
T-Rex: THE END.
Utahraptor: ...That's it?
T-Rex: That's LITERALLY THE WHOLE STORY.
T-Rex: It doesn't even say HOW he died. Was it old age? Did he turn into a swarm of tinier Pans but then they all got eaten by birds? ALL ARE EQUALLY POSSIBLE IN THE GREEK MYTHS.
Utahraptor: Pan could split into tiny Pans? I thought he was the horny god who liked sex.
T-Rex: He could be both horny AND tiny.
T-Rex: Anyway, as the particulars of Pan's death have never been revealed, it's wide open for any author to write his official ending! AND I HAVE DONE SO.
T-Rex: *ahem*
T-Rex: It's the horny one
