Narrator: HOW TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FROM HISTORY

Narrator: 5 YEARS AGO:
T-Rex: Hah hah, you jerks don't even know if the Higgs boson is real or not!

Narrator: 55 YEARS AGO:
T-Rex: Hah hah, you losers don't have communication satellites, video games, cell phones, OR lasers, plus you haven't even sequenced a single DNA yet!
Dromiceiomimus: They also don't have the internet.
T-Rex: Oh yeah, that too!! Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: LOSERS

Narrator: 555 YEARS AGO:
T-Rex: Hey, what are toilets that flush like?
Utahraptor: Oh wait, sorry, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW.

Narrator: 5555 YEARS AGO:
T-Rex: Hey, how's the writing coming? Oh sorry, I forgot you're still messing around with PROTOWRITING.
Utahraptor: Of which little can be said because we lost most of your documents!
T-Rex: Lost... or THREW AWAY, because turns out PROTOWRITING is PROTOBORING??

Narrator: 55,555 YEARS AGO:
T-Rex: Hey idiots!! Watch me blow your minds: FARMING, POTTERY, ROPE, and DOGS.
T-Rex: ...Listen, I'm sorry I called you guys idiots, you live with mammoths and sabre-tooth tigers; you got enough troubles already.
T-Rex: I'll show myself out, sorry again