T-Rex: When misanthropic old man Chip finally dies of old age, the last thing he expects is to come back as a little devil on his granddaughter's shoulder that only she can see! But his grumpy words of wisdom live on, now that she's got...

T-Rex: A CHIP ON HER SHOULDER??

T-Rex: When Facebook holds a competition to find not just the most popular person on their site, but the most popular FAMILY, Gerald and his adult son Steve decide to try to win the million dollar prize. But they soon find out that "going viral" is enough to make you sick! You'll laugh along to the LOLs... on Like Father, Like Son.

Utahraptor: These are both worthy competitors, but all will fall before MY entry!
T-Rex: Please, proceed!

Utahraptor: When Henry Kissinger is blasted back in time and also to Switzerland, the last thing he expects is to fall deeply in love with Wilhelm Gorkeit of Tellikon, better known to history as "William Tell". But he'll find himself doing a lot more than just holding hands... on Kiss And Tell.

T-Rex: Alright! Now for the results of the "Who Can Invent The Best New Bible Story" Competition!
God: THESE ARE ALL TERRIBLE AND THERE IS NO WINNER
T-Rex: Wow