T-Rex: You could say WE were clever and domesticated wolves into dogs, or you could say WOLVES were the smart ones, exploiting US to protect and care for them from birth to death! In other words, bend the dominant species on the planet to your will...
T-Rex: ...and make them think it's their idea!
T-Rex: And if WOLVES have been taking advantage of us for thousands of years, it raises the question: who ELSE is? Which someone OR SOMEONES has been subtly influencing our behaviour on a planetary scale for generations??
Dromiceiomimus: Look at it logically, T-Rex: what planetary effects have we been responsible for, and who stands to benefit?
Utahraptor: Our industry IS causing global climate change!
T-Rex: Right! Increased temperature, rising sea levels, and - OH GOD.
T-Rex: RISING SEA LEVELS. I was gonna make a joke about aliens from Venus terraforming our atmosphere, but there COULD be a dark intelligence stirring at the bottom of the ocean. Awakening.
Utahraptor: Something tired of land dwellers.
T-Rex: Something hungering for more space. More ocean.
God: T-REX THERE'S ENOUGH CLIMATE CHANGE DENIERS ALREADY DO WE REALLY NEED TO BRING ANCIENT SEABORN MALEVOLENT INTELLIGENCES INTO IT
T-Rex: OH MY GOD
T-Rex: THEY GOT TO YOU TOO??
