T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes stroked his chin thoughtfully, his fingers intertwining in the hair... of his GOATEE.
T-Rex: "I deduce we have slipped into an alternate universe!" he said, detectively!
T-Rex: Watson nodded, carefully extricating his fingers from his own goatee. "A whole new universe for us to do crimes in," he said, "for as you know, we are both the Twin Napoleons of Crime, with you committing the most ingenious acts of criminality and deduction while I record them in a series of letters used primarily to taunt our victims".
T-Rex: "Geez tell the whole world why don't you", said Sherlock.
Utahraptor: "Yes, please do!" said Good Sherlock, as he leapt out of the shadows!
T-Rex: With Good Watson! YES.
Utahraptor: These four titans of deduction quickly deduced any fight between them would be a stalemate. And they also couldn't help deducing that they were each brilliant, confident, athletic men.
T-Rex: I - Okay?
Utahraptor: They soon deduced their duplicates would understand them... FEEL them in a way no other man ever could.
T-Rex: Utahraptor! Are you turning my story into M/M fanfic??
Off panel: If by "M/M" you mean "Moriarty/Moriarty"... then, um, YES.
Off panel: ...AND ALSO YES THE OTHER WAY TOO, HOLLA