T-Rex: Once upon a time Kay found a magic lamp with a genie inside! "You get one wish," the genie said. "And I don't want to hear any complaints about 'only' one wish. I'm giving you the chance to ALTER REALITY here. Geez."

T-Rex: Anyway, Kay wished that every decision she made would be the right one!

T-Rex: Kay then decided to have breakfast: a muffin. It turned out to be the right decision, because just then her fridge exploded and her toaster burst into flame. "Ah," she realized, "I get it: the way my wish works is rather than making my choices good, it makes my considered but discarded alternatives bad. It's one of those ironic consequences wishes."
T-Rex: "I can work with this," she said, smiling.

Utahraptor: So Kay obviously then became a superhero?
T-Rex: SO KAY OBVIOUSLY THEN BECAME A SUPERHERO.

T-Rex: Her speciality was rescuing hostages, because by deciding to rescue the hostage, her wish ensured that the people she decided NOT to rescue - i.e., the kidnappers - would explode, stroke out, cerebral hemorrhage, whatever.
Utahraptor: That's pretty dark.
T-Rex: Yeah, that's pretty Kay!

T-Rex: Later she DIDN'T decide to prevent a bunch of butterflies from flapping their wings, and the world is scoured clean by hurricanes. THE END.
T-Rex: DID YOU KNOW: as a universe where wishes exist is inherently unstable, this is the best ending we could've hoped for??