Narrator: FIVE HANDY PANELS TO GET YOU THROUGH LIFE
Narrator: cut and save!

Narrator: I'M HAPPY IF THERE'S A SILENCE BETWEEN US
T-Rex: It's only awkward if you comment on it!

Narrator: WHEN PEOPLE EMAIL ME ASKING ME TO DO SOMETHING FOR THEM AND I DON'T WANT TO, INSTEAD OF SAYING "NO" I JUST NEVER REPLY
T-Rex: Now you know! So - try to act surprised when it happens, okay??
T-Rex: I said I do this when people email me, but I fantasize about doing it in person too! Just straight-up staring them down.
T-Rex: I think about it all the time

Narrator: HI I WOULD LIKE TO GO EAT A PIZZA
Utahraptor: Wear this panel as an ID tag at all times!
T-Rex: You might get a PIZZA!

Narrator: HI I KNOW I JUST MET YOU BUT I ALREADY FORGOT YOUR NAME
T-Rex: If you say something like "And then she said to me, hi [YOUR NAME HERE]!" I would really appreciate it. And hey, keep this card to reuse when you're in the same position! WE ALL DO IT.
Utahraptor: THIS PROBLEM IS NOW SOLVED FOREVER

Narrator: HI, CAN WE SKIP AHEAD TO THE PART WHERE WE'RE FRIENDS??
T-Rex: I like that part the best and I'm really cool!!
T-Rex: I PROMISE