God: T-REX TELL ME A BATMAN STORY
T-Rex: But of course!
T-Rex: One day Batman was fighting the Joker on a giant typewriter!
T-Rex: "This reminds me of some of my previous adventures," Batman thought to himself, while typing out "k you need 2 go 2 jail now" on the keyboard. The giant keys rained punishing blows on the Joker's struggling form!!
Dromiceiomimus: Sounds like Batman's winning!
T-Rex: He was, until the Joker sprayed acid from his lapel flower onto the typewriter!
T-Rex: The acid combined with the exotic metal of the typewriter to produce a strange gas which -
Girl: 〚small〛 Batman sucks!!
T-Rex: ...What?
T-Rex: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Utahraptor: I didn't say anything!
T-Rex: I don't see anyone else here! And SOMEONE just opined Batman to be a sucky dude, A BLATANT AND ACTIONABLE FALSEHOOD!!
Off panel: 〚small〛 Batman isn't even as good as a turd in a blanket
Sound effect: *pop*
Sound effect: *pop*
T-Rex: Ah yes, the familiar sound of my eardrums exploding of their own volition rather than listen to even one more HORRIBLE LIE
