God: T-REX TELL ME A SUPERMAN STORY
T-Rex: Sure! One day Superman was battling skyscraper-sized robots from Mars in downtown Metropolis!
God: I LIKE IT ALREADY
T-Rex: ...I - I do too, actually!
T-Rex: Okay, so Superman punches the robots but then one grabs him in its hand and tries to squeeze him to death. Superman uses his heat vision to melt the arm off, then swings it around like a baseball bat to knock that robot into the nearby ocean. This fries the robot's systems, which gives Superman an idea!
T-Rex: He runs towards Puerto Rico at super-speed!
Utahraptor: The Arecibo Observatory! Of course!
T-Rex: YES.
T-Rex: He fills the giant satellite dish thingy with water and dumps it on the other robots. Earth is saved!
Utahraptor: And all it cost us was the largest radio telescope on the planet!
T-Rex: "How useful was it," Superman says, "if it never even noticed there were colossal robots on Mars."
T-Rex: "Ziiiing."
Narrator: THE END
