T-Rex: Hello, class! Ever want to program your own computer game?
T-Rex: You HAVE??
T-Rex: Well frig! THAT'S a bit of good news, because we're going to learn precisely how to do JUST THAT today!
T-Rex: First off, you're gonna need a computer and a game idea. If you don't have a game idea, here's one you can use for free: what if there was a cute li'l ant who wanted to help its friends build up their ant colony some?
Utahraptor: YES. And you can play as the parasitoidal fungus!
T-Rex: The what?
Utahraptor: You grow inside an ant's body and take over its brain so you can move to the leaf you want. Then you consume its body for food, and THEN you force a stalk full of spores - your reproductive structure - to grow right out of the ant's head.
T-Rex: ...Does this happen in real life??
Utahraptor: Every day, dude.
T-Rex: ATTENTION CLASS!
T-Rex: Programming class is cancelled in favour of a new and neverending lecture series on how life is nasty, brutish, and way barfworthy
