T-Rex: We're getting near the end of the year! You know what that means...
T-Rex: TIME TO PREDICT THE FUTURE, BABIES!
T-Rex: And I am here to tell you that one hundred years from now, the internet will be much faster and our phones will be much cooler. For example, we'll be able to take pictures with them and apply filters that NOT ONLY make the colours messed up but ALSO add in cool explosions to the background!!
T-Rex: I, FOR ONE, CANNOT WAIT.
Utahraptor: How come you futurists always just add to existing technology?
T-Rex: Huh?
Utahraptor: A hundred years from now and we're still messing around with phones we have to hold in our hands? A hundred years from now if I can't chat up the hotties telepathically then WE HAVE TRULY BEEN WASTING OUR TIME AND POTENTIAL.
T-Rex: Telepathic hottie chat??
Narrator: TELEPATHIC HOTTIE CHAT:
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Hey baby do u like to kiss on dudes?? bc IM A DUDE
T-Rex: 〚thinks in a different font〛 SEND TO: all hotties / REGIONS: all / FLAGS: important, must-read, NOT A JOKE
