T-Rex: What did Mexican theoretical physicist Miguel Alcubierre discover on Hallowe'en? Give up? GIVE UP??

T-Rex: THE AlcubSCARE drive!!

T-Rex: As you know, Dromiceiomimus, the Alcubierre drive is a construct in theoretical physics that could allow faster-than-light travel by expanding and contracting spacetime via negative mass.
T-Rex: In this joke, I speculate a more spooky version.

Utahraptor: What did the engineer discover on Hallowe'en?
T-Rex: What?
Utahraptor: Faster than FRIGHT travel!!

T-Rex: THAT'S MY JOKE! That's my joke, only it's worse because nobody learns physics AND PLUS an engineer is more likely to design or build it, not discover it! God. GOD. Worst Hallowe'en FTL joke ever.
Utahraptor: Hey!

Off panel: Excuse me sir, but our Hallowe'en joke workshop is a comedic safe space meant to feature only constructive criticism.
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR STARTED IT