T-Rex: One day Steve uploaded his brain into a computer. And since uploading doesn't destroy the original, he was still alive in his regular body too! You know, the mortal body that ages and is vulnerable to fire. The fleshy one!
T-Rex: The one that can't even go naked into space without dying!
T-Rex: So CompuSteve and OrganoSteve chatted each other up, but there really weren't any revelations to be had since they were effectively the same person. That afternoon OrganoSteve died of his injuries and CompuSteve felt like he should be sad, and he was, a little? But not as much as he thought. He wondered if that made him a bad person. Probably it didn't, he thought.
Utahraptor: CompuSteve is uncaring due to his computery ways??
T-Rex: No, feelings are emulated!
T-Rex: He just can't see anything that was lost beyond an afternoon's worth of memories. Anyway, soon CompuSteve is meeting old friends and great-great-grandparents and integrating into a society of immortal people whose minds are no longer constrained by the processing capacity of meat but by the speed of light itself.
Off panel: But then there's not enough CPU time to run everyone's mind at once and it becomes a brutal competition for scarce resources, and the hard drive CompuSteve is on is destroyed.
T-Rex: NO
T-Rex: DUDE YOU'RE RUINING LIKE
T-Rex: EVERYTHING EVER
