T-Rex: How can we engage with our favourite feelings like we engage with our favourite brands if those feelings don't have clear statements of brand identity that we can pivot conversation around??
T-Rex: HOW
T-Rex: Anyway I fixed reality! Feelings have slogans now!
T-Rex: Feel Ecstasy. Feel Alive.™
T-Rex: It's a still lake at dawn. It's the weekend sun warming your bedsheets. It's Calm.™
T-Rex: Every moment of every day, there's always one feeling you can count on. Welcome to Self-Doubt.™
T-Rex: Pride: Because You're Worth It.™
Utahraptor: Laziness: Because Laziness.™
T-Rex: Empathy: When Your Own Feelings Just Aren't Enough.™ Greed: You Deserve That.™ Live Life. Make Mistakes. Feel Regret.®
Utahraptor: We took the sadness you like and mixed it up with the surprise you love! Get ready... for Disappointment.™
T-Rex: Happiness: The End-Game of All Intelligent Life!™
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: I'm serious, once they invent the happy pill I'm out
