T-Rex: Hello there! If you're like most people aged 0 to death, you probably have FEELINGS. If you're angry you might say "Hi, I feel angry" or if you're horny you might be heard to remark, "Yo, I'm all horned up".

T-Rex: You may even be experiencing feelings right now!

T-Rex: This is fine. Well, I mean, it's "fine" if you think having your experience of the world coloured by mind-altering chemicals is a "cool" way to go through life. If you think chemicals like serotonin and dopamine are "rad", please, continue your addictive behaviour by seeking out people and situations that give your brain access to those substances.

Utahraptor: T-Rex, I have good evidence that YOU are an emotional being as well!
T-Rex: *gasp*

Utahraptor: AND I would suggest you talk down feelings because it produces in you the emotion... of superiority!
Off panel: Boo!
Off panel: BOOO!
Utahraptor: The people standing behind me agree with me!

Off panel: Boooo!!
Off panel: Hiss!
Off panel: Down with T-Rex!
Off panel: The people standing behind you agree with me as well!
T-Rex: I HAVE DIRECTIONAL HEARING TOO, THANKS

September 10th, 2013:

Today To Be or Not To Be, my choose-your-own-path version of Hamlet, is out for real! If you missed out on the crazy-awesome Kickstarter you can get the book at your local book store, or on Amazon, or digitally, or basically in a zillion other ways. Check out hamletbook.com for more details, and I hope you like my crazy book! It is a really good book if I do say so myself!

One year ago today: miracles! this is a comic about them!

– Ryan