T-Rex: One day, Timmy the human fell in love with Sally, who was also a human. Two humans decided they liked each other. OOH, WHAT A SURPRISE.
T-Rex: But later Timmy dumped Sally, and Sally was really sad!
T-Rex: "If only," Sally said, "if only I could find someone like Timmy, but less capricious. And perhaps with either more or less mammalian body hair, whichever one it is that I find most attractive. But as my fellow humans have not invented technologies to alter people's bodies and personalities to my specifications," she sighed, "I am out of luck."
Dromiceiomimus: Aww!
T-Rex: "It seems unhappiness is to be my most reliable chaperone," she said, sighing again.
Utahraptor: Awwww!!
T-Rex: Then she realized: overpopulation! With over seven billion humans on her planet all at once and only so many ways to be, there had to be an approximation of Timmy out there with her preferred changes implemented. So she travelled the world to find him!
Utahraptor: And did she?
T-Rex: Nope!
T-Rex: It was a sorting problem with way too many results to go through. Instead she fell for someone else, which was fine. It was all fine. There were many people out there she could be happy with, and a lot of it came down to chance.
T-Rex: THIS CONCLUDES RATIONAL LOVE THEATRE, THANKS FOR COMING
