T-Rex: You guys, what if reincarnation is real?!
God: T-REX
T-Rex: I'm serious, what if it is??
T-Rex: What if we had clear and unassailable proof that everyone who dies gets a do-over?
Dromiceiomimus: Maybe people would be less sad at funerals?
T-Rex: LESS SAD AT FUNERALS?? I mean, okay, yes, but you know what else happens? THE WORLD CHANGES FOREVER. Projects that would take lifetimes to complete now become easily achievable! YOU CAN TRAVEL THE WORLD FOR FREE JUST BY DYING, WHICH IS LIKE, REALLY EASY TO DO. Death becomes a brief time-out instead of getting kicked from the game!
Utahraptor: You're treating this like a video game?
T-Rex: Of course!
T-Rex: They're our best evidence for what happens when people respawn! They prove that people have A LOT OF FUN.
Utahraptor: Yes, I can't wait to live in a world where adults get killed by laser blasters and then two days later newborn babies are running around trying to get their comeuppance with other laser blasters.
T-Rex: Come on Utahraptor, OBVIOUSLY that's a ridiculous situation.
T-Rex: ...Wait, no, OBVIOUSLY that's an amazing situation! OH MY GOD. I'll be back later!
T-Rex: I need to go write some fanfiction about my own ideas!!
