T-Rex: Unicorns and flying submarines are two things that do not exist!
Narrator: T-REX IN: "THINGS THAT DO NOT EXIST"
T-Rex: Other things that don't exist include talking plants and ham and cheese sandwiches that are made out of neither ham nor cheese!
T-Rex: These things DON'T EXIST.
T-Rex: Also: objectivity.
Utahraptor: Why are you listing things that don't exist? You could be here, literally, forever!
T-Rex: So?
T-Rex: At the end, I'll have an exhaustive list of Things That Don't Exist. Then in the future if anybody ever wants to see if something exists, they could just consult my list!
Utahraptor: But people will always be coming up with new things that don't exist!
T-Rex: Mine the task eternal!
