Narrator: JUDGING WOMEN BY THE USE OF THEIR NAME IN SONGS
Narrator: SUSANNA
T-Rex: Susannas cry a lot, but not if you happen to arrive from Alabama with a banjo on your knee!

T-Rex: NOBODY KNOWS WHY

Narrator: JUDE
T-Rex: For some reason, she's in charge of making it bad! We ask that she not make it bad, but she ignores us entirely. "Hey, Jude," we say, poking her. "Hey Jude. Hey Jude: naaaaaaah nah nah NAH NAH NAAAAH NAH".
Dromiceiomimus: She continues to ignore us.
T-Rex: Quite reasonably, actually!

Narrator: ROSEMARY
Utahraptor: Love grows where she goes!
T-Rex: It's very... biological.

Narrator: MAGGIE MAY
T-Rex: APPARENTLY, Maggie had a lot of bed-wrecking sex with a younger man. But then you got old, Maggie!
Utahraptor: Maggie, THIS IS INEXCUSABLE.
T-Rex: THIS CANNOT BE FORGIVEN, MAGGIE

Narrator: RAINY DAY WOMEN
T-Rex: Ms. Daywomen, I cannot accept your incredibly unlikely name!
T-Rex: Also, I'm sorry, but this song is about doing drugs which is NOT appropriate