T-Rex: I received some excellent news last night: that I've been accepted in a part-time job at the local middle school (grades 6-8)!
T-Rex: I'll be teaching TWEENS!
Dromiceiomimus: Look, um, T-Rex - don't say that word. No real person ever uses that word.
T-Rex: Then I will be the first!
Dromiceiomimus: No, please, T-Rex, don't use that word. You know who uses that word? Jerks use that word, T-Rex.
Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: I don't care what she says! I'm using the word "tweens"!
Utahraptor: No you're not!
T-Rex: Not you too!
Utahraptor: “Tweens” is a totally illegitimate word! Older children are either adolescents or teenagers. No “tweens”.
Utahraptor: “Tweens”.
Utahraptor: Can you taste it on your tongue? “Tweens”.
Narrator: SHORTLY...
T-Rex: Ok tweens, I'll be your substitute teacher for today!
T-Rex: And I was once a tweenager too, so I don't want any tween tricks played on me! Alright, tweens?
