God: T-REX I HAVE SENT YOU BACK IN TIME NINE YEARS TO EXPLAIN THE FUTURE TO YOUR FRIENDS
T-Rex: Awesome!!
T-Rex: Everyone, come quick! I'm from the future!!
Dromiceiomimus: Incredible! What's the future like, T-Rex?
T-Rex: It's amazing! Some people have jobs where ALL THEY DO is design special interfaces for android users!!
Dromiceiomimus: Wow, like - cyborgs?
T-Rex: Well, no, it's like -
T-Rex: - it's like an operating system... for a phone?
Utahraptor: Surely we have space elevators!
T-Rex: Hah!
T-Rex: I'll tell you what we DO have: a website you can write "FAIL" on top of other people having a hard time!
Utahraptor: ...Oh.
T-Rex: No, you don't understand: it sounds awful when I put it that way, but it's actually really funny to laugh at strangers behind their backs!!
God: T-REX I HAVE RETURNED YOU TO THE PRESENT BECAUSE YOU MADE EVERYTHING SEEM TERRIBLE
T-Rex: It's not my fault! I didn't name a phone thing "Android"!!
T-Rex: Geez why not start a sandwich company called "Hovercars 4 Free" while you're at it, GOOGLE
