Narrator: WHY DO WE DRIVE ON A PARKWAY AND PARK ON A DRIVEWAY?
T-Rex: Because the two words have different origins.

Narrator: UNAMBIGUOUS ANSWERS TO OLD RHETORICAL QUESTIONS COMICS

Narrator: WHY DON'T THEY MAKE THE ENTIRE AIRPLANE OUT OF THE SAME STUFF BLACK BOXES ARE MADE OUT OF?
T-Rex: Because that would be impractical.

Narrator: WHAT DO THEY USE TO SHIP STYROFOAM?
Utahraptor: They use boxes!
T-Rex: Yes, boxes.

Narrator: IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
T-Rex: No, they would not.
Utahraptor: That's silly.

Narrator: IS IT TRUE THAT CANNIBALS DON'T EAT CLOWNS BECAUSE THEY TASTE FUNNY?
T-Rex: ARGH!