T-Rex: William Shakespeare was an excellent writer guy, so we saved his plays so that everyone can enjoy them! Generations have applauded them as being pretty okay!!
T-Rex: SUCKS TO BE THE PEOPLE WHO PERFORMED THEM, HUH??
T-Rex: THEIR performances are lost, forever and ever. Entire lives spent perfecting their craft, and for what? So that they could die before the advent of recorded sound??
Dromiceiomimus: Well, we have printed records of people praising their performances.
T-Rex: Perfect: tantalizing glimpses of all we've lost!
T-Rex: The vast majority of stage performance is gone forever! So much talent wasted!
Utahraptor: I think it's romantic!
Utahraptor: When our every purchase is recorded and Facebook never forgets what parties you went to, isn't it nice that some things get forgotten? Plus, it allows us to canonize them, making them better in our imagination than they could ever have been in real life!
T-Rex: Huh!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: There! Now with my Facebook deleted, I shall be remembered in legend instead of in depressing reality!!
T-Rex: I call my legend, "T-Rex! I Heard He Put A Buffet Out Of Business Once And DIDN'T Puke On His Belly, You Can't Prove He Did"!
