T-Rex: Miracles! They happen in real life!
T-Rex: According to religion!
T-Rex: And this is great, because this gives us DATA POINTS. If miracles are really just tricks, you'd expect miracles to drop off as we move towards a more savvy, skeptical, technologically-informed society! But if they're REAL, then it seems reasonable to assume that the baseline worldwide miracle rate would remain just about constant. So with our hypothesis, we can SCIENCE!
Utahraptor: So - what do you see?
T-Rex: Well, turns out it's... complicated?
T-Rex: "Miracle" is semantically widened: it's no longer CLASSIC impossibilities (two objects occupying the same space) but also just merely unlikely stuff. And it's not even "body cured itself of disease" unlikely. I'm talking "cute cat survived car accident". "Favourite hat found". "Lady got a job she kinda wanted".
T-Rex: "Unlikely but desirable event happened in front of an observer, making my historical analysis complicated and annoying".
