Narrator: COMPRESSED NOVEL COMICS today's novel PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
T-Rex: ...I didn't read the book.

God: WHAT
T-Rex: I didn't read the book!!

T-Rex: Look, I saw the movie and here's what happens: Mr. Darcy is a dick, later on he's still a dick, Elizabeth falls in love with him for no reason, they get married and he stops being a dick I guess.
God: USUALLY WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT JANE AUSTEN NOVELS THEY DON'T USE THE WORD "DICK"
T-Rex: Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: If only, if only.

Utahraptor: Elizabeth doesn't fall in love with him for no reason!
T-Rex: She totally does!

T-Rex: They spend the whole time insulting each other and then near the end they love each other and you're like, "What? Since when?!"
Utahraptor: I wasn't like that!
T-Rex: Well I was! I said it out loud! It was on the bus so it was embarrassing!!

Narrator: EARLIER BUSTIMES:
T-Rex: What? Since when?!
Off panel: Excuse me, sir?
T-Rex: Oh, I'm reading Jane Austen.
Off panel: Bro!
Off panel: Don't even get me started, bro