Dating profile: My self-summary
Dating profile: My old profile didn't get me any dates from any of the genders, not even the ones I prefer! GUESS WHAT, JERKS??? Here's a new one, try to get more aroused by/at it this time!!

Dating profile: I'm really good at
Dating profile: Sorry I called you jerks everyone

Dating profile: I'm looking for love on a website because
Dating profile: HTTP is the most romantic of all the protocols! Wait this site uses HTTPS, does the "s" stand for "sexy"??
Dating profile: Okay nevermind I looked it up on Wikipedia and turns out the "s" stands for "secure"!
Dating profile: Okay nevermind I fixed Wikipedia! Now HTTPS stands for "Hey There, That's Pretty Sexy!", you can thank me later

Dating profile: On our fifth date I would like to
Dating profile: be respectful / touch you in some places

Dating profile: The most important quality in a romantic partner is
Dating profile: the one that would be rated above any other qualities; guys this seems PRETTY OBVIOUS
Dating profile: i don't know why this text box is so big

Dating profile: In a sexual partner I look for
Dating profile: Explicit oral consent, ladies!!
Dating profile: whoah wait that sounds way creepy now that i've written it out
Dating profile: whooaaahhhhhhhhh

November 21st, 2011: I am super excited to tell you that there are going to be Adventure Time comic books and they are going to be written by me!

It is math, it is totally math.

One year ago today: i almost wrote utahraptor's line as "for all intensive purposes", WEDNESDAY COMIC HAS RUINED ME FOREVER AND EVER ALMOND

– Ryan