T-Rex: Guns! Folks buy guns when they want the ability to be able to point at something and make that something have a hole in it.
T-Rex: But they have other uses too!
T-Rex: For instance, should a can be out of arm's reach and you're like, man, I wish that can had a hole in it AND was knocked over, then a gun can be used here too!
T-Rex: Yes, adding new holes to things and bumping them around are but two of the many uses of guns!
Utahraptor: ...So? Go on!
T-Rex: What? I'm done!
T-Rex: I've said all I want to about guns.
Utahraptor: Ah. I thought maybe you'd wade into the gun control debate with something a little more substantial than "Need something punctured? Have you tried... A GUN?"
T-Rex: Hah! Looks like you thought wrong!
Narrator: EARLIER:
Off panel: Five bucks if you can get Utahraptor to say the word "punctured".
T-Rex: Attention, mysterious voice from behind me!
T-Rex: YOU'RE ON, BABY
