T-Rex: Everyone's always all "oh boo hoo hoo pi is a transcendental number that goes on forever", and then they go on to sob, "oh man writing the precise value of pi out is gonna take a long time, boo hoo hoo."

T-Rex: Walk it off, everyone!!

T-Rex: It only takes forever because you're writing it in base 10. Have you even TRIED writing out pi in base pi? It's super easy. You know what pi is in base pi? It's 10. Ask me what pi is in base pi, Dromiceiomimus.
Dromiceiomimus: What's -
T-Rex: It's 10.
T-Rex: I just said.
T-Rex: Ten.

Utahraptor: So what's 2+2 decimal, answering in base pi?
T-Rex: EASY! In decimal that's 4, so that's about 1.3 of a pi -

T-Rex: So in "pi-imal" it would be around 10.2? Approximately? Look, it's gonna take an infinite number of digits to represent the answer.
Utahraptor: That's some number system you got there, T-Rex.
T-Rex: Hey. In base pi the decimal point is called "the pi point", which ALSO sounds like a nice bakery!

God: T-REX DID YOU JUST MAKE A PI/PIE JOKE BECAUSE I WARNED YOU I WOULD SHUT DOWN THE UNIVERSE IF THAT HAPPENED
God: I'VE DONE IT EIGHTY TRILLION TIMES BEFORE AND GUESS HOW MANY REGRETS I HAVE
T-Rex: ...Zero?
God: FINGER ON THE BUTTON HERE DUDE