Narrator: SHORT VERSIONS OF CLASSIC WORKS OF ART IN COMICS FORM
Narrator: for you to print and put in your wallet!
Narrator: tl;dr: short things

Narrator: THE MONA LISA:
T-Rex: A woman smiles, a little bit? Let's obsess about that.

Narrator: STARRY NIGHT:
T-Rex: Van Gogh painted it, it's kinda trippy. Let's imagine it right now!
T-Rex and Dromiceiomimus: Whoaaahhhh

Narrator: HAMLET:
Utahraptor: To be, or not to be, that is the -
T-Rex: - play this comes from!

Narrator: BEETHOVEN'S NINTH SYMPHONY:
T-Rex: Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah DAH DAHHHH dahdah!
Utahraptor: That was beautiful!
T-Rex: Yes; I'm glad we could all hear it instead of just reading about it later in some lesser medium

Narrator: MICHELANGELO'S DAVID:
T-Rex: Statue of a naked dude kinda doing this, and you can see his ween! Let's all pretend we're not staring at a larger than life stone-cold ween.
T-Rex: I'm still looking though!!