T-Rex: I may have been too hard on evolution the other day. The fact that plants have photosynthesis IS pretty awesome!
T-Rex: We're surrounded by living creatures that EAT SUN.
T-Rex: And then I realized: any animal I eat either eats plants or eats another animal! Thus does cruel mistress Induction decree that this entire chain is based on plants, and so even when I'm eating meatburgers I'm eating SUN, the only way I know how: INDIRECTLY.
Dromiceiomimus: You actually do a form of photosynthesis yourself, T-Rex!
T-Rex: GET the heck OUT.
Utahraptor: It's true! It's not photosynthesis like plants do, but sun does react with your skin to synthesize vitamin D.
T-Rex: What?!
T-Rex: So what you're saying is I - have superpowers?
Utahraptor: Well, the same superpower every other vertebrate has.
T-Rex: SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS I HAVE SUPERPOWERS.
Utahraptor: Ones that are more useful against rickets than crime, yes.
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