Image description: The comic has classy old-timey greyscale images of animals, mostly antropomorphic. The comic looks like two templates stacked, but actually the panels don't follow the standard template.
Narrator: MR. TUSKS HAS BEEN MADE MAYOR OF TINY TOWNE!
Mr. Tusks: As Vice Mayor, it is my privilege to assume office when the mayer is out of towne on municipal business!
Mr. Tusks: As she is TODAY
Mr. Tusks: I am a LITTLE excited!
Narrator: LONG-HELD POLITICAL ASPERATIONS COMICS
Comptroller Whiskers: Everything is ready for Mayor Tusks!
Mr. Tusks: Capital! Capital!
Mr. Tusks: Now listen up, Comptroller Whiskers! With my first taste of mayoral power I intend to enact many sweeping reforms. I trust you will support my radical agenda?
Mr. Tusks: The Mr. Tusks Administration will be known for its fairness but also its brutality.
Mr. Tusks: Our population consisting exclusively of pygmy wild animals is in danger of becoming unsustainable. Therefore I must impose a tax based inversely on weight. The heavier an animal, the less the tax.
Mr. Tusks: Since I, an elephant, am the heaviest on the island, I will be the standard of measurement at zero tax.
