T-Rex: Who here wants to learn a new language by breakfast? Any takers? ...No?

T-Rex: What if I told you it was the LANGUAGE OF THE SEA??

Dromiceiomimus: Ah yes, seaspeak, otherwise known as the Standard Marine Communication Phrases! A set of simple English words and phrases, designed to facilitate communication on the open seas between speakers of disparate languages, where otherwise it might be difficult or impossible!
T-Rex: You - you know it?
Dromiceiomimus: Answer; yes. Over.

Utahraptor: So what's the language like?
T-Rex: Man, you should be talking to Dromiceiomimus!

T-Rex: But, it's this tiny super-simplified phrase-focused English. And there's only one way to say each thing! There's no "I dunno dude", just "No information." And if you've got a mysterious problem on the open sea, you know how you say that? "I have problems."
Utahraptor: Adorable!

T-Rex: I KNOW! I feel like, thanks to "I have problems", I have unintentionally spoken the language of the sea many a time.
T-Rex: Yarrrr.